I’m a photojournalist in a combat zone. . . .

I suppose this is my own damn fault but suddenly, chronicling the activities of the S’mores campers has become hazardous. Ever since I reported Steve’s NASCAR golf cart tactics, every golf cart I ride in has become an effort in “one-upsmanship” to toss me in the drink or worse! Take, for example, Missi M’s effort to roll the golfcart over – on MY side!!!! Eyewitnesses tell me that Eric M topped his wife’s antics by zigging when he should’ve zagged and managed to launch poor Beth to the roadside. I must note, however, it was kind of them to stop and pick her back up. . . .